shit i’ve gotten since yesterday
- brown fur coat (good for being naked under in public)
- floppy white bow
- yellow nail polish (because i like looking jaundiced)
- 2 dog candles (with bows in their hair n lil beady eyes. aw!)
- virgin mary candle (2 get my virg on)
- a mug with two bunnies (obviously in love, or at least knocked up) walking excitedly toward their superfluous estate in the distance
- penguin ice cube tray
- alarm clock with dogs on it.
this is the only shit i ever buy with my paycheck…
