December 2008
And Christmas time is all, and your bonnie clay us through. Happy breastling to you people all out best from me to you. When the beasty brangom button to the heather and little inn. And be strattened oot in matether to yer arms once back again. Och away, ye bonnie.
am i the only one who finds christmas to be increasingly lonely and anticlimactic?
I want to crawl back into the womb and appreciate maternal love.
So i figured all of my friends are deeply annoyed by me now, so my new plan for after high school is to go be a hermit in the alps!
ughhhhh you make me so mad, youre hella nasty, NOT cool and you look like gollum on crack, because you are. just thought i’d get that off my chest so i can do homework
So I’m really excited that I’ve found the cure to the horrible bags under my eyes… ready?
Preparation H. Fuck yeah, I’m so excited to try it out. Butt cream does wonders, apparently!
You old folks don’t get that we young kids have shit to do these days and think it’s all fine and dandy to give us tasks willy nilly and expect them to be completed.
Today, I fell asleep in US History to Mr. Cozine talking about the middle east and other shit that I probably would have known had I not been sleeping through it. It was great sleep. Instead I obtained this:
I dreamt...
